The Top 10 Ways You Know You are Either a Parent or on Drugs or Both

Sometimes being a parent resembles being on drugs.

If you don’t believe me, consider these top ten ways you know you are either a parent or on drugs. Or both.

#10 You actually wish you could take naps and go in time-out.

#9 You have had snot/spit up/food on or in your skin/clothes/hair while in public.

#8  You don’t shower anymore.

#7  You have been told you stink.

#6 You have accidentally talked “baby talk” to an adult or shouted to a car full of adults, “Look, a train!”

#5 You have ever been excited when a child defecated.

#4 You repeat yourself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

#3 You repeat yourself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

#2 You have done more than 3 of things on my blog post titled, The top 10 grossest things that parents do.

And the #1 way you know you are either a parent or on drugs or both, is that you have no idea what the heck is going on.

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  1. Love this post, especially #6 about the train. I’ve seen that Cosby DVD and he is so hilarious!! I recommend every parent watches it.;-) Hope you have a great day!

  2. Love this post, especially #6 about the train. I’ve seen that Cosby DVD and he is so hilarious!! I recommend every parent watches it.;-) Hope you have a great day!

  3. That post is so funny! I can’t stand it. Especially about getting excited that they’re doing their business. It’s so true.

  4. That post is so funny! I can’t stand it. Especially about getting excited that they’re doing their business. It’s so true.

  5. I have been reading everything you write still, and love it all. Sorry, I’ve been so incredibly busy (bedrest + kids + a writing course? I know, I’m crazy.)

    But this is hilarious and I had to hop over really quick and let you know!! xoxo

  6. I have been reading everything you write still, and love it all. Sorry, I’ve been so incredibly busy (bedrest + kids + a writing course? I know, I’m crazy.)

    But this is hilarious and I had to hop over really quick and let you know!! xoxo

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